Dear Qdoba of Ann Arbor Staff,
Please accept my most sincere apologies for the mess we left you in the ladies room of your store. If I had any warning to the impending doom my daughter was about to spew all over the stall, I would have had her aim more properly. Again, accept my deepest apologies, and please know, it wasn’t your food that made her sick. However, the memory of my daughter spewing on me in your bathroom may keep me away from your establishment for some time. Don’t take it personally.
I also want to say a special thank you to the nice man at the register who got this horrible news from me about the terror that we left in the bathroom. He didn’t bat an eye, just smiled and thanked me for letting them know and that there was no need to apologize. Give that man and whoever had to hose down the bathroom raises. They earned it.