15 years

More specifically – 15 years, 1 month, and 13 days.

That’s how long I’ve been changing diapers.

15 years, 1 month and 13 days – diapers, lots of diapers.  Constantly.  I’ve always had at least one child in diapers during that time period.  Sometimes there has been two in diapers.

Let’s do some more math –

Let’s say I changed 5 diapers a day (ahahahaha!)   That’s 1,825 diapers in a year.

That’s 27,375 diapers in 15 years.

Add 215 in for that extra 1 month and 13 days.

27,590 diapers

But that’s with one child.  I’ve had two in diapers at times.  That would be three more years added to it. Or 5475 more diapers.

Making a grand estimate of 33,065 diapers. But we all know that number is more.

These fun facts brought to you by the “I’m ready for Maura to be potty trained” society.

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