At the pet shop…
Mim – Is that dog food made with duck????
Me – I guess.
Mim – I could NEVER eat duck!
Me – Why not? Duck is yummy!
Mim – Mom! Not after Lucky!
side note – we rescued a duckling once, from a Whole Foods parking lot. After searching for its ducky family and not finding any ducks, we brought the duckling home, named it Lucky, discovered she was a girl, and kept her until she flew off a couple months later…
Me – What if we raised chickens?
Mim – Then I would NEVER eat chicken again!
Me – What if we raised pigs?
Mim – Then I would NEVER eat….oh…
Checkmate kid. Bacon always wins.