Life Lesson #927344

Today, at Target, Maura was “helping” me put stuff in the cart.  I handed her two frozen pizzas.  One slid and hit the ground.

“Oh noooo!” she cried out.

“It’s okay, pizzas don’t break.” I said.

An hour later, Collin opens up the pizza.  “Oh crap, it’s broken.”


I guess pizzas CAN break.