Jedi level – master

It’s 88 degrees here in my section of the PNW. It may get hotter. We don’t have air conditioning, but I do have my period, so, you know, that makes things better.

There’s nothing to do but eat a Klondike bar, right?

Except an offspring caught me with it.

“Ooo! We have Klondike bars?” asked Collin.

“No, we don’t.” I replied, holding one in my hand.

“Oh, we don’t have Klondike bars.” said Collin.

FINALLY! My Jedi mind trick practice has paid off!