A quick summary of my life

Me: Hey! I know! I’ll make plans! And a list!

Maura: AHAHAHA! Good one Mom.

Me: Oh come on, I can do this.

Maura: Yeah, we’ll I’m going to wake up at 2 am, walk into your room, ask for Spongebob, and then poke you while saying “Wake up Mom” until 8 am, when you give up and get coffee and are already done in for the day. Plans. Cute one.

Me: You’re lucky you’re cute, kid.

Maura: I know.


Me today:

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credit – an unknown genius I’d like to give credit to