I get interesting emails from Maura’s teacher. Things like “She’s bringing home food, check the backpack!”and “So Maura brought in a white cell phone that obviously doesn’t belong to her” and “Hey, so Maura brought in some sort of wine glass and a curtain? Just so you’re aware, it’s in her backpack, wrapped up safely.”
Oh yes, I’m always eager to open up an email from Maura’s teacher because the possibilities are endless.
BTW, the cell phone was her brother’s, and it wasn’t a curtain but the fancy tablecloth – because Maura’s always prepped for a fancy dinner.
Today, an email pops up from Maura’s teacher.
Maura brought a Dooney and Bourke bag with about $120 in cash in it to school today. I hid the bag in my filing cabinet. Do you have time to pick it up sometime today?
Well, don’t we look all fancy pants?
This is the purse in question –
A couple of weeks ago, our local Goodwill moved into a new location, and to celebrate, pulled out all this high end stuff. My friend spotted this bag and was all “OMG Phoebe, you must own this purse!” And so it came home with me. Maura spotted it and instantly went “Ooooo….”
Last night, she ventured into my room, and came out with the bag. I was all “You can’t steal my purses!” and her response was a non-verbal “You can’t stop me!”
Now, I’m not big on different types of purses, but I realized after doing a Google search why the teachers were all “OMG, she has THIS purse here” – because it’s like a $200 purse.
What can I say, Maura has good taste.
I went up to the school to retrieve the items. Maura’s teacher retrieved the purse, which Maura instantly latched on to.
I looked at her. “Maura, you know you’re not supposed to take Mom’s purses.”
Maura just ignored me.
“I’ll make you a deal.” I said to her. “You can keep the bag for the rest of the school day, but you have to give me the money.”
Maura sighed loudly in true teenager fashion and said “Fine.” before reaching in and giving me a wad of $20s.
She probably had a shopping trip planned for that money. Meanwhile, I need to figure out who’s missing cash in the house.