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Dear Target

6 Jul

You know I love you. You and me, we’re bffs4evah.

However…

Nine days ago was our last day of school. NINE DAYS. We’re just now getting used to our summer vacation routine. Needless to say, I was highly unprepared to see ALL the “Back to School!” stuff out at our local Target.

I should’ve seen it coming. Land’s End has already sent me their “Back to School” catalog (which arrived a week before school was over). You started clearance-ing out summer stuff a couple weeks ago, which led to my hasty buying of lawn chairs and outdoor lighting. You’ve been slowing putting up those “dorm life” end caps.

Still, I didn’t expect to see the fully stocked school supply section today.

And I had Maura with me.

Thus began the Great Backpack Struggle 2017. We go through this every year. Maura sees that wall of backpacks and becomes a bit rabid. Backpacks are her thing. HER THING. She just got a new one two weeks ago, after I smuggled out several old busted ones from her room, and hanging up the four she had left. She’s been very happy with her new backpack.

Until two hours ago, when she desperately needed a NEW backpack.

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I said no.

She tried to put it in the cart.

I said no, put it back.

She threw the backpack at me.

I told her we were leaving.

There was a meltdown. We spread disability awareness in that particular store. Loudly. Along several aisles, as she was all “Fine! I’m leaving!” and stormed down a few aisles.

But she calmed down. It was very impressive how she pulled it back together. So we got the cart, left by the backpacks, and despite a few longing glances towards the backpacks, we got the heck out of that section.

Oh sure, we ended up with a Poppy from Trolls doll, which made the world better, and is cool because Maura didn’t have a Poppy doll and is obsessed with Trolls, but that’s not the point.

The point is – why is back to school stuff out NINE DAYS after school let out? Seriously? Why? We’re all broke here from end of school stuff and trying to buy all the summer stuff just as summer was finally starting here in the PNW. Now we have to nab up all the pencils and notebooks because they’ll be all gone come August 15th, even though school doesn’t even begin until after Labor Day in September, and some of us won’t even know what we need until the, but by then it’ll be too late to buy school supplies and the Christmas lights will be out…

I know that some of this is being location-specific. I know that some areas of the United States have been out of school since the latter part of May. And that you’re running a large corporation that has to suit the needs of all states. Whether or not that timeline suits everyone involved.

All I know is that for the next six weeks, I can’t take Maura to her favorite store because I don’t need to deal with a meltdown over backpacks every. single. time.

It’s not me, it’s you.

I’ll catch you on the flipside!

 

 

 

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4 Responses to “Dear Target”

  1. Christine July 6, 2017 at 5:48 pm #

    Not to mention that God Forbid your favorite sandals break a strap in July or you wear a hole in your bathing suit in August. You should have thought ahead and bought that stuff in April. You can buy a nice sweater and a pair of riding boots and just contemplate your mistake because those last 2 pairs of decent sandals won’t be in your size and you can’t bring yourself to buy the orange paisley odd-fitting bathingsuit on the clearance rack.

    • misskittyrn75 July 9, 2017 at 8:33 am #

      YES! Nothing is more annoying than having to swimsuit shop in February because you know by April every single one will be gone. Oh and forget restocking, it’s like the order each season once and good luck getting there in time. I went to Walmart yesterday and it was full on Back to School mode, it’s like July 4th came down and summer was over.

  2. Edna July 7, 2017 at 12:08 pm #

    As a teacher, I’m with you. I don’t want to even think about back-to-school until August 1.

  3. Heather Roberts July 7, 2017 at 4:20 pm #

    agreed as a therapist in the school system. I hate to see the back to school stuff- ugh

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