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This is NOT a pet blog

29 Dec

Someone from some other site – a site about home selling or something to do with homes – emailed me.

“We’d totally love to collaborate with you on your pet blog.”

Really?

“We’d totally like to write content for your pet blog, maybe about selling a house with pets?”

Seriously?

“Let us know what you think!”

I didn’t think about it. Until she wrote me back, asking if I was the one to contact about collaborations and such, and if I’d gotten the previous email.

So she got some pro-tips, like “Read the fecking blog first before pitching ideas to me.”, but more polite-like because I am nice.

And no, this is not a pet blog.

Here’s another secret – I don’t even own a cat. I actually am not a fan of cats. I think cats are kinda scary and that they will try to kill me in my sleep.

Yes, everything you thought you  knew…is a lie.

*le gasp*

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[image description – kitten putting paw up to mouth, horrified]

 

 

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5 Responses to “This is NOT a pet blog”

  1. Henry Chamberlain December 29, 2017 at 2:21 pm #

    An article about selling a house with pets? Wow. The marketing department is pure genius!

    • Phoebe December 29, 2017 at 2:55 pm #

      and I could then post it to my blog for them, for free.

  2. 3sistersabroad December 29, 2017 at 7:40 pm #

    Hahaha…Im also positive that a few don’t read our blogs. I got an email from some company in the States asking if I could write a few posts for them and in return they would send me some Canabis Oil that they make. I ignored it for a while then sent them a “nice” email advising them that as I live in Australia it wouldn’t get through customs. Read the bio please. argh…Insert scream. Of course I heard nothing back from them.

  3. franhunne4u January 1, 2018 at 11:10 am #

    *shamefully red cheeks* I came here because of your blog’s name, too … But I stayed despite the distinctive lack of cats up to today, it was worth it. Awww …

  4. evaglosson January 6, 2018 at 11:48 am #

    Because herding cats isn’t like, a well known parenting phrase either. D’oh!

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