We found the worst pet area ever

The one where both tiny dog and teen girl were possibly scarred for at least three hours.

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The one where no one gets my name right…

“Is it Fobe or Fo-ebb?”

“It’s Fo-eb-bee, there’s an E in the middle.”

– actual thing I’ve said

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The one where I try to leave the house

Neighbor – “Honey! That woman across the street is crouched behind a car muttering to herself. Is that normal?”

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