No squirrels were harmed in the making of this post

A young teen girl however, was slightly traumatized for a few minutes. So the other day, it was sunny and nice and spring-like out. I lured Maura away from the crackTab and all it’s Netflix with “Why don’t you play outside?  Look! I have bubbles!” Maura loves outside, and loves bubbles. Of course, the dogs ran…

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Tiny Dog, now 60% more ridiculous

Okay, this may get me thrust into the “Bad Pet Parent” category.  I shall brace myself for that. So we have our two ridiculous dogs, one being the tiny 4 1/2 pound Yorkie, who’s name is Sky Stormageddon Dark Lord of All. Sky is a ferocious little beastie, who is certain she can take on…

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And in the realm of “who does this happen to???”

I’ve thought twice about sharing this, but then I thought “sharing is caring” – also, I’m enjoying traumatizing teens with this story and I’ve run out of teens. Be warned – there’s poop talk ahead.  Terrible, traumatizing poop talk. Stop now if you’re eating. Continue if poop talk doesn’t phase you. This is how I…

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