Halfway through the Whole 30 challenge and I haven’t killed anyone yet

So on January 2nd, I started the Whole 30 program. See, on December 30th, my husband Josh said from across the room “What about Whole 30?” and I said “I dunno. A friend did it and lost, like, 20 lbs in a month.” and he was like “Hey, I can buy all the books off…

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I’ve got to stop trying to take Maura to Whole Foods

“I’m going to the store.” I stupidly said out loud. “Wait for me!” Maura said, grabbing her backpack, shoving a pony into it.  “I’m ready!” crap. The two teens looked at me with that questioning look of “Are you taking her, or should we brace for shrieking?” sigh. “I know I’m going to regret this…”…

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